Wannabe Martha

Still trying to figure out which Martha

NSFW Friday Redux

In spite of my previous assertion that this was not going to become a regular habit, we have another edition of Not Safe For Work Friday. This week’s insanity is brought to you by one Gwyneth Paltrow (who can’t quite seem to understand the concept of TMI).

Happy Friday.

(Aside from the fact that I spewed tea all over my monitor, I was left with the burning question – how, exactly does a man get a “V-Steam” if there’s no “V” to “steam”?)